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New Years Resolutions:
- I will try to have fewer White People problems
- I will continue to avoid all cable news and watching the television in general
- I will not to be too disappointed when Fabio gets kicked off of Top Chef
- I will find out why the low-tire-pressure light has been on in my car for weeks
- I will not refresh Tumblr over and over again because a red number on top tells me to
- I will pay for more music and games
- I will go to social things even though they might be boring or scary
- I will not do unpaid work where people don’t value my time
- I will not buy any pets