“I was shooting a big tall building from across the street and a maintenance man came out of the building, looked at me, looked at the building, walked over and said ‘Hey. You can’t shoot that building.’ And I said, ‘Of course I can. I have the right to shoot the outside of any building I want.’ (I was making it up—I have no idea whether I have that right.) And he looked at me, blinked, and said, ‘Oh. Okay.’ And he walked back inside his building.”